The Robot Ears are two cybernetic antenna worn on the ears. They apparently allow the wearer's brain to access wifi. Aside from allowing the wearer to play EBF5 from anywhere within EBF5, there is little importance derived from this.
The Robot Ears give great Attack (third highest, after the Royal Crown and Drill Bits) and an obscene Defence boost (tied with Drill Bits for highest of all female hats). However, unlike the Drill Bits, the Robot Ears slightly boost Evade and Accuracy. The Robot Ears are also notable for frequently summoning a Cat Sniper; while this is unlikely to deal major damage, it allows the wearer to passively pick off weaker foes. However, this ability is nearly useless against bosses.
| Robot antennae that give wifi access to your brain.